THE KITCHEN SINK GALLERY


  • everyone loves a slinky, even useless people
    Slinky, Slinky, Go Slinky, Go!
  • Vagina Lockdown from skank police
    Labia Lockdown
  • I like my bananas boneless
    Tweet Us Your Bone-In Banana Pics.
  • Kermit the Frog Porn
    Froggy Style!
  • Lost Unicorn if found dont do drugs
    Am I Real Right Now?
  • Sick Husband Ridiculed
    "I think I left them in your purse, dear."
  • Gnome in the Lady garden
    Kickin' It on a Travelocity Pension.
  • OK is not a word in Words with Friends
    Plays with similar ability to you.
  • Man won't tell she bought a huge dildo
    "Oh, is that the Rabbit? I'm not here."
  • 1969 sold out ha ha lol
    The Summer of '69 was a Year of Giving and Receiving
  • Travolta screws up at 2014 oscars
    Travolta's 2014 Oscars Flub
  • Travolta screws up at 2014 oscars
    She is the Wickedly Talented Adele Dazeem...
  • Travolta screws up at 2014 oscars
    I Love DeDundy in Always Sunny
  • Travolta screws up at 2014 oscars
    Quilton Tarantula's Pulpit Frackin
  • Travolta screws up at 2014 oscars
    As Talented as Adele Dazeem
  • Crackers love cheese
    Woo-Hoo, Somebody Put on Some Vampire Weekend.
  • Rocky and Clubber Lang tender moment hand
    I Predict... Tenderness.
  • Bring Sexy Back Colonial Style
    Ha Ha, Madest Thou Look! So Endeth the Joke.
  • Jodie Foster and the Accused on ice
    I laughed so hard I was asked to leave.
  • Two man luge fear boner erection
    The good ol' erection during 'two man luge' routine
  • Bane and Charles in Charge
    Scott Baio Rises
  • Bossy Submissive Yogurt
    Topping From the Bottom

  • Just Look at the pic on my phone don't swipe left or right
    Establishing Trust

  • Drunk Giraffe
    That Whisky Burns... For A Really Long Way Down.

  • Ghandi Eats Fast Food During Hunger Strike
    Fast Food. Change the World.

  • Ham in the shape of sperm swimming toward the egg
    Denny's New "Pound Town Breakfast"

  • George Bush on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
    Would You Like to Phone Tap a Friend?

  • musician Seal was Clubbed
    "So... Save the Whales and Stuff"

  • Maturbating Kellen Winslow Jr Waxes a Dolphin
    If the Lid Sticks--Give It a Wank.

  • Kellen Winslow Shines His Helmet
    Buff it. Polish it.

  • Priest Sticks Tongue in Seven Year Old
    Open It Up and Let It Breathe

  • Kellen Winslow Adjusting His Antenna
    Shaking It Doesn't Seem to Work Either.

  • Gary Oldman vs. Gay Oldman
    Scorched Onto My Retina!

  • Rodman
    "Easy, Big Dawg!"

  • gay cowboys
    You Wish You Could, But You Can't Quit This Site.

  • Kid Receiving a Gift
    You're Welcome... Hey, What?!?

  • Frank Underwood
    I know it's all part of your plan. I've been paying attention.

  • pulp fiction
    Click on the Image for a Pulp Selfie.

  • Phil Robertson
    I don't give a flying duck.

  • John Boehner Crying
    What Has John Boehner So Upset?

  • Visit Detroit
    The Hockey team is pretty good.

  • mitch hedberg quote
    I used to do drugs. I still do. But I used to too.

  • Justin Bieber Table Fan
    The Simplicity of It is Beautiful.

  • Man Begging for Karate Lessons
    Will Kick Ass For Food After a Few Lessons

  • Indian Giving
    Many Americans Have Reservations

  • Star Wars Pet Makes a Mess
    Bad AT-AT Walker!

  • Naked People with Cats
    Please Come Inside. We're Making Fondue Tonight.

  • Mandella interpreter
    Stream of Consciousness Sign Language

  • Is Your Baby Responding?
    You Do This Because You Want to Be Sure.

  • Geico Gecko Left the Scene of an Accident
    You Hit the Talking Pig, Didn't You?

  • Are You Over Twerked?
    Call the Law Firm of Bee, Donka & Donk.

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