FROM THE "THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD" FILE

Tornado Leaps Affluent Neighborhood


WACO, TX--- A strange yet slight change in wind direction altered the course of the region's most damaging tornado in recent history yesterday.

As the storm careened toward the wealthy suburb of Woodland Heights, it suddenly and miraculously shifted its course and wiped out the Redwood Coach trailer park instead.

Woodland Heights residents quickly organized a lavish party to celebrate.

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