MY CHILD NEEDS THERAPY

A COLLECTION OF DRAWINGS THAT NEVER MADE THE REFRIGERATOR

  • dodgeball
    Too Big To Fail
  • used condom
    Gross! Dont' Touch It, Imaginary Kid!
  • short bus
    Mother-of-the-Year
  • grand wizard
    Lee Admires His Dad.
  • letter home
    Ms. Bryant Doesn't Admire Lee's Dad.
  • letter back
    Lee's Dad is Kind of a Piece of Shit.
  • Dolls and Lies
    The Pathological Doll Collector
  • rainbow-looking dick
    Taste the Rainbow
  • after birth
    Highly Inappropriate
  • put dog down
    Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones
  • flag pole dancer
    Please Welcome to the Flag Pole... Kaitlyn!
  • Aunt Charles
    Why Don't They Want to Live Here in Texas Anymore?
  • scribblefuck
    This Kid Is Going to Suck at Life.
  • scribblefuck letter
    Ms. Bryant Gets Dealt With.
  • Grandpa Foley
    Grandpa Foley Pulls Back the Curtain.
  • bad kids
    Unconditional Love and Dependency
  • potty train
    Not So Clear and Present Danger
  • banana mouth
    Sally is very... smart.
  • Prophet
    Protect and Service
  • kitchen fire
    She's a kid. Kids are Stupid.
  • Special Olympics
    Forty-Seven is Better Than Forty-Six
  • Fast Girl
    It's cool to run track.
  • dog lipstick
    Some People Say It Looks Like Lip Stick.
  • Sacramental Wine
    "To Pope Francis! Salud!"

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